social hypocrisy needs us to keep hidden --- independence from the restraint and self-control sugges

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We'll go farther. We keep, taking up the view of sociability, that the practice of getting

Nude is a factor in better camaraderie, a less narrow camaraderie.

There's no denying that for us a less distant, more intimate, more trusting comrade is the one who

hiding their body.

The critics of nudism --- moralists or conservative hygienists of the State or Church --- guess that

the sight of nudity, or the routine association of nudists of both genders, exalts sexual desire. Being More Folks Favorable and Fat Shaming Problems is

not consistently the case. However, contrary to most gymnist theses --- for which opportunism or anxiety of

persecution is the start of wisdom --- we don't deny it either. But we maintain the erotic

exaltation engendered by naturist projects is pure, natural, and instinctive. It cannot be compared with

the contrived excitement of the half-nude, the gallant in revealing clothing, and all the artifices of make-

up relied on in the dressed, half-dressed, or hardly dressed milieu in which we currently run.

I WAS BORN BARE,

your mother's snatch wearing a

tuxedo, you were born naked, also.

But they wrapped up our nude

Baby bodies pretty quick, and

in the end, they will probably bury us

in clothing.

As a child of around three or four, I'd

sometimes do a little dance after becoming

I called my dance "The Nude Dance," and it consisted of a fundamental two-step with my arms swinging

back and forth in front of my small nude body. Amused by my nude jig's gleeful innocence, my

teenaged brother even wrote a tune called "Do the Nude," whose lyrics consisted completely of the

mantra "Do the naked, and a-do the naked" recurred while I danced. Even my parents were amused

by my Bare Dance, because I was clearly too young to realize folks shouldn't be nude at all,

much less

Dancing

about it.

trash-sex occurrences like streaking (running nude in public---sort of a type of nudist terrorism), wife-swappin' swingers, and male "flashers"

in trenchcoats (what the hell happened to

them?

).

As an adult, I've been freely naked at an all-male health club in Stockholm (keep your wisecracks to yourself), a nude beach in Copenhagen,

When coworkers weren't near, I've even had occasion to trudge through

the

Exotic

office naked as a porn-peddlin' jaybird. Unless it is too cold, I sleep naked and spend much of the time in my flat without

one thread of evil textiles to cover my pink skin. For lucky naked partners, I 'll

even sometimes perform my hilarious "organ dancing," and a great time is had by all.

BUT it is TOUGH BEING NUDE

Everyone who is "civilized," at least.

Clothes. Clothes shift everything. Garments are so anthropologically significant, it is foolish. Clothing is a societal

dividing line almost as all-encompassing as sex. More societal value is granted clothes than just about any other material item. So many

invisible walls fall to the ground along with one's clothes. We attach so much idiotic relevance to clothing to the point where we have convinced

ourselves that nudity, rather than clothes, is what's abnormal or deviant.

Nudity. So simple and yet so powerful. Naked Meditation, Crystal Energy & Delectable Raw Chocolate , when shown, is both more and less

than what we'd imagined. So much hinges on its suppression. If the world were to abruptly turn

all-bare, disastrous social collapses would result.

tial to our notion of being civilized. God may not have consistently told us that nudity is bad, but the King

does. He consistently does. He desires us to stop fuckin' around, get dressed, and begin constructing the roads.

But mandatory societal clothes has just been a very recent blip in human development. It's

existed for less than one percent of the whole timespan of the slapstick humor called Humans on

Earth. It was not until the loom was invented in China about 6,000 years ago that clothes became

an option. Until then, the whole world was a nudist colony.

Nearly all cultures of antiquity, and many world cultures now, practiced people nudism. Most

pagan societies incorporated nudity into their rituals. The ancient Egyptians walked around naked,

as did as the Greeks, notably in their homoerotic-by-inference bare athletic spectacles. Dan of FKK KC Reviews His Stay At Show Me Acres were even understood to WAGE WAR in the nude. The Roman public baths were all-nude, as

were many European public washrooms through the Middle Ages. European families regularly slept in